In which the author offers things of inestimable worth that you just can’t get at Wal-Mart (yet) . . .
Dark God Tee Shirts
Yeah, Baby! Wear the Dark God! Choose from two designs.
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Servant of a Dark God – In Yo Face
Boldly proclaim your allegiance with a simple front that states who you serve. NOTE: May attract lightning. (Click on images to see larger pictures.)
Servant of a Dark God – Book Fan
For those who aren’t quite ready to commit to the dark side, we provide a more conservative front that will still raise eyebrows, but all in the good cause of literacy. (Click on images to see larger pictures.)
Colors & Styles
Standard tee shirt style: for men or women, comes in dark brown, black, or navy with crème lettering.
The ladies tee shirt style (fitted cut and thinner fabric): comes in purple, black, or dark brown with crème lettering.
Other colors: If you simply must have the shirt in a different color, be happy, because you can, although it may take longer to process your order. Be sure to choose a color that goes well with the crème lettering.
Extra Large Sizes: If you want to get a shirt in a size not shown, you can. Just contact Fiction Addictions and let them know. It just may take a bit longer to ship your order.